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Not a token

$KOIN

$KOIN is a score, not a token. It is soulbound: it cannot be bought, sold, transferred, redeemed or converted, there is no market for it and there never will be, and it is worth exactly zero.

It measures one thing — how long you stayed with the projects you backed. It does not pay you for staying. That is deliberate, and it is the whole design.

Your $KOIN
0
soulbound · worth zero
Minted so far
41.3M
Cap over 99 years
69T

What it cannot do

  • Be transferred to another address
  • Be sold, swapped or bridged
  • Be redeemed for anything
  • Confer any economic entitlement

There is no code path that moves a $KOIN balance between addresses, and a test asserts it. The guarantee is mechanical, not editorial.

The cruel twist

Someone wins big, the pig gets happier, he KOINKs less, and the vault fills slower. Everyone loses, the pig gets sadder, he KOINKs more, and the vault fills faster.

Optimal strategy is collective suffering.

Ranks

Ranks confer cosmetics, community access and eventually community-layer governance signal. They confer no economic entitlement of any kind. Separately, holding raises your K-4 conviction multiplier to a ceiling of 3× at twelve months, which affects milestone voting weight and nothing else.

Mud Tourist
< 30 days
Mild contempt
Coping Degen
30–365 days
A single nod
Wallowing Brother
1–3 years
Hidden KOINK soundpack
Primordial Snouter
5+ years
The sprite kneels when you connect
Eternal Koinker
10+ years, or survived a full bear
Your address engraved under the pig's eye

The trillionaire prophecy

69 trillion $KOIN over 99 years. Divided across a billion tokens, that is 69,000 $KOIN each for anyone who never leaves.

Worth nothing then, worth nothing now, worth nothing forever. That is the point.

69,000 $KOINper token, by 2124

Backing a project is not an investment and no return is promised or implied. Projects fail. Milestone approval is a governance action, not a guarantee of delivery, and a good accountability grade is not an endorsement.

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